Hey its Kelsey! u kno from http://www.kelseyswebkinz.wordpress.com/??? well ya its me!!! this is totally awesome just like the old times… I remember being Arielles 1st worker and I was with her when she got her 1st 100 hits and stuff… I miss the old days!!! Now I am gonna bring um back! Every day after school, (am homework of course
) I will write a new post!!! (or try) With the awesomest things in em and stuff!!! like ummm jokes and pics and stuff!!! Here I will try to post a few jokes and pics now… maybe of stuff I like and funny things…
Big ball o’ awesomeness:
JOKES:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher restated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”
**Sorry if this is offencive to some people not to me though its rofl!!!
ANOTHER JOKE:
I’m right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?
ANOTHER JOKE:
I wish I were you so I could be friends with me.
ANOTHER JOKE:
I’m not here right now but if you scream really loud into your monitor I might be able to hear you!
ANOTHER JOKE:
Did you know by reading this you have wasted 8 seconds of your life?
Awwww, that's so nice of you to say that!